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Sept 15, 2011 23:06:54 GMT
Post by joebert on Sept 15, 2011 23:06:54 GMT
Couldn't find a place to post this but this looks like a good spot.
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, Your duck is dead. Woman says, Are you sure? Yes, says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a Labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, $820 to tell me my duck is dead! Vet says, If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost a lot!
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Sept 15, 2011 23:44:34 GMT
Post by whisker on Sept 15, 2011 23:44:34 GMT
LOL! That really made me laugh! Perfect place too! We can always do with a laugh in the Animals, Department!
Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe. They both proceed to drink and after a while they order the same again. They continue all night, ordering the same drinks, drinking them and ordering another load untill suddenly the giraffe falls off his stool and lies unconscious on the floor. The man gets up of his stool and heads for the door, The barman shouts at him as he heads out the door 'You can't leave that lyin' 'ere!' to which the man replies, 'Its not a lion its a giraffe!
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Sept 15, 2011 23:56:41 GMT
Post by joebert on Sept 15, 2011 23:56:41 GMT
Good one. Most of my friends don't need this but I like it anyway.
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1.They live here. You don't.
2.If you don't like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture. (That's why it's called it "fur"niture.)
3.I like my pets better than I like most people.
4.To you, it's an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
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Sept 16, 2011 12:52:25 GMT
Post by penny on Sept 16, 2011 12:52:25 GMT
Not all dogs are bilingual -
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Sept 16, 2011 12:53:15 GMT
Post by penny on Sept 16, 2011 12:53:15 GMT
Very cute picture of Sam w/ her Halloween scarf!
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Sept 17, 2011 1:24:12 GMT
Post by joebert on Sept 17, 2011 1:24:12 GMT
Sam is actually mommys girl. She's sleeping on her lap right now.
Sam is short for Princess Samantha Rio.
Sam gets about anything she wants and when she wants it.
Thanks that is one of my favorite pictures of her. I had a hard time getting her to look at me because her mom was headed home and she was keeping an eye out for her. The scarf says Howl-O-Ween on it. She loved wearing it or anything else around her neck.
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Sept 17, 2011 2:18:38 GMT
Post by penny on Sept 17, 2011 2:18:38 GMT
Will we get to see her in a Xmas outfit?
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Sept 17, 2011 2:30:46 GMT
Post by joebert on Sept 17, 2011 2:30:46 GMT
Sure, why not. She has a couple but I think this is the only one I have a picture of.
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Sept 17, 2011 6:04:58 GMT
Post by whisker on Sept 17, 2011 6:04:58 GMT
How old is Sam?
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